Charlie Sheen is winning. All over the show. Since revealing isn’t bi-polar but bi-WINNING (“I win here, I win there”) the Sheen machine has now gone one step further to become the most winning man alive. Daniel Savage investigates….
Ever since I saw the youtube video of Charlie Sheen’s interviews on US television I have been intrigued as to what the man could possibly do next. He was fired from his hit US show “Two And A Half Men” and the future looked like another drug abused fall from grace.
But no. Apparently the public adore drug addicts, I mean look at the success of Russell Brand and Keith Richards. People can’t get enough of them! But not many can use it as a positive. Charlie Sheen did. Here are a few memorable quotes from the man himself.
“I got tiger blood, man. My brain…fires in a way that is – I don’t know, maybe not from this particular terrestrial realm.”
WHAT! Alien tiger blood?….. Shit!
“I probably took more drugs than anyone could survive. I was banging seven-gram rocks, because that’s how I roll. I have one speed, I have one gear: Go.”
WHAT! hang on, one gear? I have a Citreon AX. It has 4 gears. My 4-gear Citreon AX “goes”…
I’m a #winner now to!
“I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available because if you try it, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.”
WHAT! Has Gaddafi tried some Charlie Sheen? His face is melting and I’m guessing it won’t be long before his children weep over his exploded body. (If you are reading this in the future, please change to the past tense).
So the interviews are done, the world is now hooked on #winning, what does Sheen do next? Cooking. That’s what.
“Hang on!”, I hear you cry. “What the Idi Amin does Charlie Sheen have to do with music?”.
Charlie Sheen. Is releasing a song. With Snoop Dogg….#winning.
Here is Charlie Sheen’s tweet which give a link to a picture of him chilling with Snoop himself.
And here comes the tedious NorthernNoise link. Just like my article on Björk, Snoop to the D-O-double G is performing at the Manchester International Festival. On 15th July, he will be at the O2 Apollo giving a track by track reproduction of his debut album “Doggystyle” complete with all contributing artists such as Warren G, Joe Cool and Lady Rage.
“Doggystyle” was the fastest selling album of all-time until Eminem beat the record in 2000. Produced by Dr. Dre it is considered one of the greatest hip-hop albums of all time. This will be a fantasic way to get back to the old skool, and
fizzle that musizzle up. Maybe Charlie Shizzle will be there. A man can dream. #win.
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